Cat's Meow

helonias:

here’s some of my random spotify playlists check them out if you want they make no sense

• songs that sounds like they’re from the 80s but aren’t
• you make a cute new friend but you’re not sure if she’s gay and you don’t want to ruin this new friendship so you’re going to try to have fun hanging out with her while not developing any feelings
• waiting rooms are liminal spaces
• chill vampire tunes for ppl who just got bitten recently
• soundtrack for a horror movie where the lesbian couple survive and kill the axe murderer/exorcise the demons/bust some ghosts,etc.
  
• those kids riding on their bikes in indie movies
• this one literally makes no sense if you haven’t read the basic eight i guess but i’ll put it here anyway because imo it’s good if you haven’t read it just picture a teenage girl at a party that goes very very wrong
• modern songs i would put on the soundtrack of a western movie (ignore the title,,)

moscowdiscow:

dorites:

moscowdiscow:

dorites:

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

I hope he got them back

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

biansella:

aries: we are so cool, we are so punk

taurus: when i am sad, i am sad, but when i’m happy, oh god i’m happy

gemini: you gotta promise not to break, no matter how far you are bent

cancer: you are the reason i’m smiling, when there is nothing to smile about 

leo: with tears in my eyes, i begged you to stay, you said “hey man i love you, but no fucking way”

virgo: and in this moment i was pretty pleased with the person i was pretending to be

libra: make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face.

scorpio: but you are an artist, and your mind don’t work the way you want it

sagittarius: there’s comfort in the bottoms of a swimming pool

capricorn: i love you, i miss you, i wanna fucking kiss you

aquarius: you are my peach, you are my plum 

pisces: you can tie me up, but don’t tie me down

glintglimmergleam:

savathun:

murphels:

- Opening scene: ND in the classroom talking among themselves. Schue walks in wearing full period costume. Everyone is confused and a little ashamed. Schue tells them he’s discovered they’re all failing history, and one of them tells him history is just SO BORING. 

 - cut to a scene of somehow all the kids in the same class in various stages of unconsciousness while a Professor Binns type teacher drones on about the war of 1812. 

- Schue assures them history is TOTALLY COOL, informs them about Hamilton, tries to white rap his way through either Guns and Ships or Yorktown. Santana makes that “why am I surrounded by white fools” face that she always makes. Hamilton is the assignment this week, even though COMPETITION looms in the future, but when have they ever actually practiced before the week of? 

- Blaine has been super friendly with some guy from Dalton or from Hairgellers Anonymous or something, is constantly liking his posts on FB. Kurt sings “Burn” over a montage of Blaine ignoring him in ridiculous situations that no one would ever be on their phone during. 

- Rachel has decided this week is one of the weeks where she’s aggressive about becoming a star, sings Satisfied. 

- Tensions are getting high, so Artie flawlessly white boy raps through “What’d I Miss” while Mike dances, to lighten the mood. 

- The kids are learning about Hamilton, but Schue is worried they’re not REALLY learning the point he’s trying to get at. 

- Probably the Unholy Trinity sings “Schuyler Sisters” 

- Schue walks back in on the kids excitedly talking about the show and/or history in general. Smiles that smile he smiles when he thinks he’s a good teacher. “See you guys? History is now. You’re the founding fathers. You’re the underdogs. Your time is coming, you just have to wait for it.” 

- New Directions: YEAH! 

- The group sings “Wait for It” in the auditorium either in full costume, or wearing just vaguely matching outfits. Finn takes lead, but Mercedes comes in on the middle solo. 

- They all smile at each other at the end, while Schue makes that face again. 

- Sue is in the background glowering that ND has managed to not fall apart yet again.

this post is like an aggressive, active inception. its a well written parody but i concretely believe that ive physically seen this episode

@usuallyproperlyhydrated @ameliasscanwells

onlinepunk:

Just heard the Eagles won!! So happy for them!!!!! I’m a huge fan I love Hotel California

captain-spandex:

we as humans have made a Lot of mistakes. The Puppy Bowl isn’t one of them.

viscrael:

listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)

listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u